Every time the economy goes bad, Phoenix does a re-brand. It makes up a new story about itself, and tries to sell that story to the masses. We’ve gone from trying to be the “West’s Most Western Town,” to being the “Solar Oasis,” to being “Copper Square,” to being whatever the latest branding agency thinks will encourage people to move here. This time it is Metro Phoenix DNA, Phoenix as an” opportunity oasis.” The three main “story” messages are Urban Pioneering, Upscale Desert Garden, and Open Space thinking. These are the flip side of our problems: no real urban center, not enough water for ultimate growth, and sprawl. They’re the positive spin. In an age of authenticity, I find them difficult to deal with.
All of these positive messages, of course, are designed to re-ignite growth, the engine that has always driven us. This time the euphemism for growth is “talent.” We’re not looking for retirees, or escapees (our original settlers). How can we make Phoenix grow again? This time the buzz word is “talent.”
CEOs for Cities is the group helping us this time. We’re listening to a big pep talk from the head of this group, Carol Coletta. I get up to remind her that I’ve been in Phoenix for forty years and have seen multiple re-brands, none of which are kept long enough to stick. I already know what will happen: the economy will turn around, we will start to grow again, the real estate people will get re-rich (the same people get rich, poor, and re-rich in Phoenix because they are like riverboat gamblers), and the collaborators in the brand strategy for Phoenix will lose interest and retreat into their private gated communities.
Yes, I’m cynical. I know we have a horrible education system, and our state government does not wish to spend one dime on our children. In fact, it is trying to opt out of as much government as it can, from Medicaid to running the prisons. We have outsourced everything. If we are going to raise a tax to cover a record budget deficit, we refer it to the voters, so that no legislator has to take the rap for raising taxes.
Yes, Phoenix is a clean canvas. That’s because people come here, discover they can’t get a good job, and leave again. You don’t stop that with a branding campaign.
Especially if the first plank in that platform is a….print magazine. Yes, that’s what we’re being shown here. Is this what the community thinks will attract talent????? After that comes the web site and the (nearly ready) iPhone app. We are assured that the GeoPhx iphone app will be “viral.” There’s also a social media plan, WhyPhx that will also, he assures, us, be viral.
Across the room are my friends Derek Neighbors from Gangplank and Tyler Hurst from CenPhoCamp. As this speaker explains why social media is viral, I can hardly contain my laughter. I want to believe, but I can’t. I’ve been betrayed by this religion too many times. My own children have left the community.
Look around you, branders. What about Gangplank? What about the tech community that’s already here, that doesn’t get included in these efforts? What about the downtown Phoenix people who are already involved? The Local First people? We’re so splintered that we don’t even know each other.
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